Intro · One Simple Sentence
Logo, company name, and one line — catchy, short, and memorable. It has to survive a hallway retelling on Monday morning. If a partner can’t repeat it to their team without notes, the sentence isn’t doing its job.
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We reverse-engineered dozens of funded seed and pre-seed decks — YC, Techstars, 500, real angels — and boiled down the story beats, slide order, and financial framing investors pattern-match on. Then we made it look sharp enough to forward without a caption.
We know how partners actually read a deck — which slides they skim, which ones decide the meeting, and the order that keeps them nodding instead of scrolling. Your story lands in the sequence investors are already wired to follow.
Bottom-Up TAM, unit economics, path-to-scale — written the way partners actually read it. No jargon soup, no “disrupting the disruptors.”
Custom charts, custom illustrations, custom type. Not a Canva template with your logo pasted over someone else’s brand.
Every slide ships with the words you’ll say out loud. Tuned to a 2–3 minute pitch, memorable, and — importantly — pronounceable at 8am on 3 hours of sleep.
This is the proven order — the beats investors expect, in the sequence that actually sells a Seed or Pre-Seed round. Each slide has one job. Here's what it needs to do to earn its spot in the deck.
Illustrative examples — these show what each slide should cover, not final designs.
Logo, company name, and one line — catchy, short, and memorable. It has to survive a hallway retelling on Monday morning. If a partner can’t repeat it to their team without notes, the sentence isn’t doing its job.
One named human, in their own words. One to three points: who has this pain, how often it hits, and the money or hours it burns. Skip the industry-trend slide — frame it around a specific end user and the cost of the status quo.
Show the product early, as the obvious answer to the slide before it, through a real user’s story. Include actual screenshots, mockups, or a short video walkthrough — plus the value in a number: 10× faster, 80% cheaper, 4× more tasks finished. Three screens, not thirty — never an exhaustive feature list. One claim, quantified.
The slide most founders skip and most partners look for. Explain why this company couldn’t have existed three years ago — and why waiting three more is too late. Regulatory shifts, technology unlocks, cost curves, or a real change in how people behave.
Bottom-Up TAM, built the way partners respect it — population × penetration × ARPU. Every number sourced, one Google away from verification. No “$1 trillion market” hand-waves.
One line. One outcome. Subscription price, take-rate, tier — whatever the model is, distill it to a sentence you can defend on stage. This is where Bottom-Up TAM starts: real ARPU, sourced and defensible.
“No competition” is a red flag. Build the matrix investors already have in their head — and show where you win. Checkmarks, quadrants, positioning maps: the format they pattern-match on in 20 seconds.
Momentum, in the metrics your stage is judged on. Seed: MRR/ARR growth, DAU/MAU, retention cohorts, net dollar retention. Pre-Seed and pre-revenue: waitlist size, LOIs, design partners, pilot agreements, and how fast you ship. One chart that goes up and to the right for the right reason.
Path to $10M ARR — the believable first act. What it takes — subs, CAC, retention — to get from today’s traction to a real Series A metric. Path to $100M ARR — the expansion story. Adjacent segments, new geographies, higher tiers: the levers that turn a category winner into a venture-scale outcome. This is what partners underwrite to.
Proof you’re the exact team for this problem: headshots, prior achievements, domain expertise, and the logos that earn trust fast.
The number, and exactly what it buys. How much you’re raising, the split of proceeds — 60% engineering, 30% GTM, 10% ops — and the two or three milestones the cash unlocks, stated in the metrics that make the next round obvious. Vague asks stall.
End on the exact slide you opened with. Same logo, same one sentence. It gives the room a phrase they can repeat — and dramatically increases the odds they remember who you are on Monday.
Logo, company name, and one line — catchy, short, and memorable. It has to survive a hallway retelling on Monday morning. If a partner can’t repeat it to their team without notes, the sentence isn’t doing its job.
One named human, in their own words. One to three points: who has this pain, how often it hits, and the money or hours it burns. Skip the industry-trend slide — frame it around a specific end user and the cost of the status quo.
Show the product early, through a real user’s story. Include actual screenshots, mockups, or a short video walkthrough — whatever makes the product feel real in ten seconds. Specifics, not generics: what she says, what she sees, how her story resolves. At pre-seed this is the memorable slide, and the one worth your best design energy.
One line. One outcome. Subscription price, take-rate, tier — whatever the model is, distill it to a sentence you can defend on stage. This is where Bottom-Up TAM starts: real ARPU, sourced and defensible.
“No competition” is a red flag. Build the matrix investors already have in their head — and show where you win. Checkmarks, quadrants, positioning maps: the format they pattern-match on in 20 seconds.
Where the users actually come from. Name the channel, the cost to acquire, and the payback — now, next, later. Concrete beats aspirational: “creator partnerships at $28 CAC,” never “viral growth.”
The motion that runs those channels: the repeatable acquire → activate → expand loop, with the conversion or retention number at each step. Show that growth is a system you operate, not something that happened to you.
Bottom-Up TAM, built the way partners respect it — population × penetration × ARPU. Every number sourced, one Google away from verification. No “$1 trillion market” hand-waves.
The believable first act. What it takes — subs, CAC, retention — to get from today’s traction to a real Series A metric. Not a hockey stick; a step-by-step story.
The expansion story. Adjacent segments, new geographies, higher tiers — the levers that turn a category winner into a venture-scale outcome. This is what partners underwrite to.
Photo, name, title, and the credential that says “this team can win.” No vanity accolades — just the receipts that make you the right founders for this problem.
End on the exact slide you opened with. Same logo, same one sentence. It gives the room a phrase they can repeat — and dramatically increases the odds they remember who you are on Monday.
Every tier is flat-fee, includes two revision rounds, a written speaker script, and ships as fully-editable Figma + PowerPoint + PDF files you own outright. Up to 15 slides, tuned for a 2–3 minute pitch.
You know the story. Your deck doesn’t.
You’ve pitched it, you’ve won a room with it — but the slides look like a 2016 template you inherited from your co-founder’s cousin. We fix that.
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Everything in The Glow-Up, plus we build the analytical spine — the slides where founders usually get stuck and lose the room.
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You’ve got a company. We build the whole story — research, model, strategy, narrative, design, script. The full seed-stage deck a real investor would forward.
Nope. Pick a tier, pay, and we take it from there. That’s the whole point of this page.
You get an order confirmation and a link to a quick 5-minute intake form. One of our design founders personally reaches out within 48 hours to schedule your kickoff.
Full refund, no drama, any time before we start designing. If we’ve started and you’re not happy, we keep working until you are.
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AwesomeSauce built our seed deck from a messy Google Doc and a lot of hand-waving. The story finally clicked, and the investors stopped asking us what we do and started asking how much we were raising. It’s the single best money we spent pre-raise.Teri Saya · Co-Founder, HomeJetter
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Narrative outline + slide order + script bones — delivered before we touch a single pixel.
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Editable Figma, PowerPoint, and PDF. Plus the speaker script and a founder Q&A prep doc.
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